bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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