How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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