i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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