yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Can I color on your dick again?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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