just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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