Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Randomize
