Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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