When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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