i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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