im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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