Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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