she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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