we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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