She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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