I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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