so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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