The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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