So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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