So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
they're like a gay fantastic four
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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