Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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