No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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