Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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