Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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