your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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