Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
id be glad to
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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