We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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