No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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