so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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