Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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