i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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