i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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