Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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