He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Brb crying the tears of my youth
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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