Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
You work out of a Hotel?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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