we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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