I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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