Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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