I don't remember. Are we still dating?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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