So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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