It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
