STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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