if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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