We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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