I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
