I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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