I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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