Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I want a musical about memes.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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