There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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