Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
