so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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